10 Things That Blew Me Away at the 2011 Detroit Auto Show
Monday, January 24, 2011 at 10:38AM - Johnny Drama's Car - the Lincoln from the opening credits of Entourage was the focus for that manufacturer - really? I mean, I really like the show and all, but did anyone notice the electric test drive track that Ford had set up fifty feet away? Yeah, you could drive one of their electric cars on the floor, but Lincoln just had a prop car from a series that only appeared in a few actual episodes…Malcolm McDowell has had more screen time in that show than that Continental did…I thought it was cool that they had the car there…until I realized that it was all they had...
- Maybach Leg Room: I am not exaggerating, you could sleep several children on the rear seat flooring area of this bad-boy…I have never really know much about Maybachs - other than the fact that they were expensive (starting at about $400,000 US) limousines. However, these are not the seat-eight and hang your torso out of the sunroof deals, there is room for two (two what, giants?) in the back, and only two people (big console in there). I thought my old Honda Element had a lot of leg room…tuns out I was wrong.
- Hyundai Veloster - A Rip In Out Dimension - I like smaller cars, something nimble, light, but also a smaller car that has some of the nicer features, leather, navigation, you know…Hyundai had a little three-door hatch that I thought was interesting (think a squashed Kia Soul…but more attractive) and I sat in it for few moments…nice little car. I was getting out when my buddy was checking out the back seat, through the back door on the passenger side…my side just had a single coupe-style door, the passenger side had two doors, like a sedan…I had one of those mind-shattering moments and then just started to wonder why it did not have two doors on either side…
- Bentley's Swatch Selection: I could not get close to the Bentley's, they had a fence around their cars (NOT a velvet rope, I am talking a metal bulwark) to keep out the unwashed masses (I had showered that day, but I still did not warrant the "by invitation only" status that a select few did. I was getting over my indignant spell (sure, most of their cars cost more than my house, but HOW DARE THEY?!?) when I saw about ten feet of leather on the back side of their display…I have been to custom furniture shops with less selection than this car…I had the choice of three different beiges when I built my house...
- Too Many Dance Clubs: I get how it works, you want to sell the experience of your brand and all that marketing blah-blah, but it seemed that each and every manufacturer was selling the same thing…if I get on board with them (i.e. give them thirty-or-so-grand) then I will be a character from Sex and the City. Strobe lights and loud music a plenty. It was a little neat at first, but soon became tiresome…especially the "VIP" second floor of the GM area devoted to the Volt…no ,you did not have to get past any bouncers to get up there, but I got the message about which basket their eggs are in. Oh, and it also hit me that when they crank up their music, then you can't hear the next brand give their speeches and demos a few feet away…as a result, I felt more than heard the new Boss 302 Mustang from deep in Chevy country…
- Old School Miata Door Handles: I just celebrated 10 years with my beloved…Miata, that is…I love my little '95 - it a simple, light sports car and though not my daily driver, it has remained in my garage while other cars are cycles though for normal duty. Mazda had a special edition they were showing off, and I noticed something strange - it had the first generation door handles on it! Go Mazda, you did not call it out and most people would not care, but it was a nice little treasure for the Miataphiles of the world to discover.
- A Buick With Three Pedals: There was a tuned-up version of the new Regal (Opel Insignia in Europe) called the GS that was rotating for our approval. I was excited about the return of the Regal…Buick is doing a lot of good things to shake their geriatric image, and this car is one of them…as it endlessly looped on the dais, I saw something through the open door…a third pedal - they are going to have a manual transmission Buick! Sometimes, all it takes is a third pedal to make me smile…
- An Ashtray! I was sitting in the back seat of the hideously-ugly Porsche Panamera, amazed at how roomy and comfortable it was (not Maybach, but pretty nice) and I saw something on the door, pushed it, and out popped an ash tray. I quit smoking some time ago, but am still bothered by the fact that most companies will sell you a "smoker's package" to give you what should be standard equipment, as politically incorrect as it may be...
- The Extremes: Green versus Not-Green-At-All: Everyone seemed to be playing up to the environmentalist and the geared at the same time…often to some comic effects. Honda had several Gran Tursimo 5 consoles set up for the public could get in a few laps of their cars…while on the other side of their exhibit, there was a hybrid simulator to let you compete for the best MPG; which would you rather have on your home console? Ford surrounded it's electric Focus and Fiesta exampled with the Boss 302 Mustang and their race-ready desert truck, the Raptor. I see that they have to be all things to all people…but I will let you in on a little secret - I spend a little more time drooling on the Baja truck with 411 horsepower than I did on the econobox that ran on double-As...
- The absences: I had been reading in the automotive press about some new announcement the week of the auto show, and just figured I would see these new cars in Detroit - WRONG! McLaren just revealed the new MP4-12C…despite a name that makes be think of an obscure variant of an assault rifle, I was dying to see it…nope, not there. I had also been chomping at the bit to take a look at the Local Motors Rally Fighter (maybe the most epic car name in a while) but they were absent as well… guess SEMA is the place for them. Saab was absent from the show floor, had an outdoor display across the street…seeing as it was nine degree before wind chill…I pass on that one. Conspicuously absent was Nissan/Infinity, which I think have dropped out of the auto show circuit in general…but seeing as I realized they were not present on my drive home, it was really not that big of a deal.













